I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.
Gosh guys I know that infamous image of Fenris in chains from Dragon Age Keep is absolutely guttering and ABSOLUTELY HORRIFYING but it got me really thinking…
Let’s say someone really DID make the choice to give Fenris back to Danarius. (Which fyi is a choice I would rather jump off a cliff then choose because no Fenris is precious Fenris must be protected)
Imagine in Dragon Age: Inquisition, in some scenario, The Inquisitor and Co. bumps into Danarius who has Fenris by his side. Introductions are made and your party members might make a remark or two (sassy or not) regarding Fenris’ appearance. But one party member in particular, who usually always has something cheeky to say, is stunned in silence.
But finally, his expression changes into one of relief and absolute joy. “Broody?” Varric exclaims. “F-Fenris?”
Everyone watches as Varric takes a step closer with his hand outstretched to greet his old friend. But instead of taking his hand, Fenris snarls and takes a step back and reaches for the hilt of his sword. He then says: “How do you know my name, dwarf?”
Imagine the crestfallen look on Varric’s face.
IF DAMIAN COMES BACK AND DOESN’T GET ANY INTERACTION WITH DICK BECAUSE DICK IS “DEAD” I’M GOING TO FUCKING SHIT A BRICK BECAUSE DAMIAN AND DICK IS MY FAVORITE BROTHERLY RELATIONSHIP IN THE BATFAMILY. DICK PIRATICALLY TURNED DAMIAN’S LIFE AROUND. HE WAS MORE OF A FATHER TO HIM THAN BRUCE WAS. IF DAMIAN DOESN’T GET TO SEE HIM, OR IF DICK ISN’T TOLD THAT DAMIAN IS BACK AND ALIVE I SWEAR TO GOD. FUCK THAT NOISE